> Hello?">>>> "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy> near the phone?">> "No Daddy.>> She's upstairs in the bedroom with> Uncle Paul.">> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But> honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.">> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the> room with Mommy, right now.">> Brief Pause.>> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want> you to do.>> Put the phone down on the table, run> upstairs and knock on the>> bedroom door and shout to Mommy that> Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.">> "Okay Daddy, just a minute.">> A few minutes later the little girl> comes back to the phone.>> "I did it Daddy.">> "And what happened honey?" he asked.>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped> out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she> tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't> moving at all!">> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle> Paul?">> "He jumped out of the bed with no> clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back> windowand into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't knowthat> you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottomof> the pool and I think he's dead.">>>> ***Long Pause***>>>>>> ***Longer Pause***>>>>>> ***Even Longer Pause***>>>> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............Is this 486-5731?"
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