A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elives in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be"without you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets yours fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
A SMALL LUV STORY
A SMALL LUV STORY
********** A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because
of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one
survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks
broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say
she
loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she
would live even though it meant he would die.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
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in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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or it may be a few.
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or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U. (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night. (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
May all the sweet magic
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To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS to
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Christmas SMS messages
in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
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Punjabi Translation:
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ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
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Mobile: 03064315696
ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
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Mobile: 03064315696
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ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile: 03042162762
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If I could have just one wish,
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to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
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Beta nikal le,
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If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you(Copyright www.lovelysms.com).hardyboy03214581372
Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo Zaibo (0333-6572912/0321-7602322) (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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Full Name: dibesh, talcher
Mobile: 9437195653
sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Full Name: wafa
Mobile: 03047112200
karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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Full Name: saadia hassan(burbadi)
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Full Name: BOND
Mobile: 0301-6612312
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Full Name: shashi
Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.Ch, Amir#03007436713
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Full Name: Amir S
Mobile: 03007436713
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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Full Name: banni
Mobile: 9431090747
WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Full Name: NABROY
Mobile: 00966563744935
Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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Full Name: sameer
Mobile: 03334313619
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Full Name: friend4u
Mobile: 0321-3882498
Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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Full Name: raj
Mobile: 9860268867
Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano
sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Full Name: sadia
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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Full Name: harsh
Mobile: 9819343938
meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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Full Name: mani
Mobile: 03216020369
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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Full Name: hassan
Mobile: 03028700420
pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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Full Name: zulfi
Mobile: 03339859329
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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Full Name: GOHER
Mobile: 03452425045
khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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Full Name: sahil
Mobile: 0334-4127074
chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.
Full Name: semi
Mobile: 03016516486
Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'
Punjabi Translation:
'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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Full Name: ATIF
Mobile: 0300-9495309 / 0321-4246309
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
Mobile: 03004981465
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.
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Full Name: nasar khan khosa baloch
Mobile: 92-345-2862202
ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696
ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile: 03042162762
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
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! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto
If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t
darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit
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happiness is like a butterfly" u run after it, it keeps flying away. but if u stand still , it comes and SITS on u.
with best wishes& God luck. hum
pholoon ki wadi mai ho basera tera
sitaron k angan mai ho ghar tera
dua hai ik dost ki ik dost ko.....
k tuj se b khobsurat ho muqadder tera....
God bless u.. hum
May Allah grant u a sun beam to warm u,
moon beam to charm u,
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wish u best of luck.i m not there but my preayers are with u.
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A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
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MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
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MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
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Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.Good Luck said salla.
when things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....GOD LUCK&God bless u.janay walay.
With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...AR REHMAN
happiness is like a butterfly" u run after it, it keeps flying away. but if u stand still , it comes and SITS on u.
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sitaron k angan mai ho ghar tera
dua hai ik dost ki ik dost ko.....
k tuj se b khobsurat ho muqadder tera....
God bless u.. hum
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success as bright as gold.
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With my 1 Heart...2 eyes.
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I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...
luck is yours
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Meaning of some colors,
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examation is garden success is folower
examation is garden success is folower
god bless you power to pluck this folower By Hassa
Trust your heart don't be afraid
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Care for the one who shares
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LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...
With my 1 Heart...2 eyes.
With my
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2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...
luck is yours
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Meaning of some colors,
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examation is garden success is folower
examation is garden success is folower
god bless you power to pluck this folower By Hassa
Trust your heart don't be afraid
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Friday, April 4, 2008
Henri Frederic Amiel
Destiny has two ways of crushing us - by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them.
Richard V. Allen
Usually, those persons closest to the incoming President will be the main leaders of the Transition effort. They are most familiar with his policies and practices, and are able to interpret his wishes regarding the structure and staffing of the new Administration.
Mortimer Adler
The ultimate end of education is happiness or a good human life, a life enriched by the possession of every kind of good, by the enjoyment of every type of satisfaction.
Quotes 2
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Quotes
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
John Adams
John Adams
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Birthday Quotations 10
May the good lord bless you with excellent health and defend your life from the evil one! see many more years happy bithday
Mami mami happy b'day....have a joyious b'day
Happpppppppppppppp birth......... day........ toooooo....... u...........
Happy bday monkey head !!!!!
I am simply thank ful to god that u r again with me in this new year of lif n i wishing u happy birthday
Mami mami happy b'day....have a joyious b'day
Happpppppppppppppp birth......... day........ toooooo....... u...........
Happy bday monkey head !!!!!
I am simply thank ful to god that u r again with me in this new year of lif n i wishing u happy birthday
Birthday Quotations 9
Hi happy day to you & my brother as you share same dates.keep your head up to see many more years.
Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ........... happy b'day 2 u hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes comes true. so enjoy today with joy.
Happy birthday pighead may you fart,fart and fart wholeday.
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain , the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...
As god add life to your yearsmay he add years to your life happy birthday
Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ........... happy b'day 2 u hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes comes true. so enjoy today with joy.
Happy birthday pighead may you fart,fart and fart wholeday.
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain , the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...
As god add life to your yearsmay he add years to your life happy birthday
Birthday Quotations 8
"h@ppy d'd@e" may life lead ya 2 great happiness & success n hope dat all ya wishes comes true! enjoy ya dae...
!""""""""1""""""2"""""""3! wait 4 it its cuming wait close wait.........(time-23:59 "happy birthdat!!!!"
H@ppy b!rth d@y my $w33t l bella,may all happiness come 2 u in all ur rest life.
H@ppy b!rth d@y my $w33t little cheeky fr!3nd,w!$hing u all the h@pp!n3$$ of l!fe!!
May all happiness come 2 u in all ur rest life.many many happy returns of the day.
!""""""""1""""""2"""""""3! wait 4 it its cuming wait close wait.........(time-23:59 "happy birthdat!!!!"
H@ppy b!rth d@y my $w33t l bella,may all happiness come 2 u in all ur rest life.
H@ppy b!rth d@y my $w33t little cheeky fr!3nd,w!$hing u all the h@pp!n3$$ of l!fe!!
May all happiness come 2 u in all ur rest life.many many happy returns of the day.
Birthday Quotations 6
Let the god decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happy birthday.
Becoz u're so special u makes me go crazy hapi bday 2 u switluv switness switthing i luv u ivin stronger
You took our hand... opened our mind...touched our heart... shaped our future. thank you dear teacher nd we wish you a very happy birth day.
Happy birth day, on your special day a wish from me to say... thank you... for all your caring ways! may you have a day that's as wonderful as you.
Fresh air... fresh idea... fresh talent... fresh energy... i wish u to have a... special sunday.. marvellous monday... tasty tuesday... wonderful wednesday... thankful thursday... friendly friday... successful saturday... *have a great week ahead* happy birth day
Becoz u're so special u makes me go crazy hapi bday 2 u switluv switness switthing i luv u ivin stronger
You took our hand... opened our mind...touched our heart... shaped our future. thank you dear teacher nd we wish you a very happy birth day.
Happy birth day, on your special day a wish from me to say... thank you... for all your caring ways! may you have a day that's as wonderful as you.
Fresh air... fresh idea... fresh talent... fresh energy... i wish u to have a... special sunday.. marvellous monday... tasty tuesday... wonderful wednesday... thankful thursday... friendly friday... successful saturday... *have a great week ahead* happy birth day
Birthday Quotations 5
Today is a day of celebration. why? because, years ago on the same day, god sent me my flesh and bone conscience. wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday
For u i am always here to stay,each year to wish raj happiest b day
May god bless you with his choicest blessing my honey bunny.....take care....muah!!!!!
Aaj tera bday hai kash ter dande paden ladkiyon ko chate to dande pade par aaj bday hai tera chal aaj na paden landkiyan khud dikhayn tera chusain tere erect penis to pakte aur tod den
Birthday Quotations 4
If some1 asks me what is friendship, then "i would sit next 2 u, pull u all close 2 me, put my arms around u n say proudly, this is friendship......
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday .......
Da stars wishes u,da brightness of moon wishes u,da sunshine wishes u,da waves wishes u,da flowers wishes u,da morning wishes u,wish wishes u last but not da least a heartless wishes u ""happy birth day""
God think the world is beautiful then he born u
In soft gleaming night of stars may all ur dreams com true may every star of every night bring lov n joy 2 u happy b'day 2 u...
Birthday Quotations 3
Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much.
Happy happy birthday to my dad. may you see more years on your life
I say that happy birhday 2 u
On this special day i just want to say happy birthday
I have a simple calculation on how long we will be friends. count the stars in heaven+sand on shore multipled by the heartbeats = forever! good morning
Happy happy birthday to my dad. may you see more years on your life
I say that happy birhday 2 u
On this special day i just want to say happy birthday
I have a simple calculation on how long we will be friends. count the stars in heaven+sand on shore multipled by the heartbeats = forever! good morning
Birthday Quotations 2
God made the sun , the earth , themoon ,the stars , but love he could not make another one when he made a love like you . happy birthday dollu .
Its christmas season . time for my jaana's birthday . i love the winter , i love christmas & i love u . many happy returns of the day honna .
My dollu, my sweetu ,my lovu ,my angel , my jaan ,my jaanu , my jaana, my soni ,my shona,my honna ,my nala, my life happy birthday ,may you see many more .
Love and death is unpredictable, u never know whe its gonna come and snatch your breath....!
May u grow to be toothless!
Its christmas season . time for my jaana's birthday . i love the winter , i love christmas & i love u . many happy returns of the day honna .
My dollu, my sweetu ,my lovu ,my angel , my jaan ,my jaanu , my jaana, my soni ,my shona,my honna ,my nala, my life happy birthday ,may you see many more .
Love and death is unpredictable, u never know whe its gonna come and snatch your breath....!
May u grow to be toothless!
Birthday Quotations
Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyes
When god made u he was having a good day! coz ur so special , so kindhearted , that its difficult 2 tell in words ... happy b irthday
You celebrate ur birth day am also coming and we enjoy together . happy birth day to you.
M0ney is short. times are hard. i just txt yu yu'r birthday gift. happy birthday!!
Xmas is a day all sorrows ,tribulations and problems of life are been forgetten .xmas is a day full of joy and happiness and celebration of new life and a happy home.may your days be bright and be full of joy, happiness as you celebrate your xmas and the new year to come shall be the beginning of new life, prosperity and promotions in all aspect of yur life and as you passed by the year 2006 let all your burdens,controversies and disturbanceses be things of the past and 2007 the beginning of reinstatement of lost positions and jobs and let your appearance and job rejuvenate to your happiness. patsokari kipemun.
When god made u he was having a good day! coz ur so special , so kindhearted , that its difficult 2 tell in words ... happy b irthday
You celebrate ur birth day am also coming and we enjoy together . happy birth day to you.
M0ney is short. times are hard. i just txt yu yu'r birthday gift. happy birthday!!
Xmas is a day all sorrows ,tribulations and problems of life are been forgetten .xmas is a day full of joy and happiness and celebration of new life and a happy home.may your days be bright and be full of joy, happiness as you celebrate your xmas and the new year to come shall be the beginning of new life, prosperity and promotions in all aspect of yur life and as you passed by the year 2006 let all your burdens,controversies and disturbanceses be things of the past and 2007 the beginning of reinstatement of lost positions and jobs and let your appearance and job rejuvenate to your happiness. patsokari kipemun.
Birthday Quotations
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!
Many many happy returns of the day
Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,
Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.
I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday
Many many happy returns of the day
Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,
Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.
I send to you warm wishes,that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me. wish you happy birthday
Is That UUUUUUU.......
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I love to be "ALONE"....
Because crowd hate me....
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I love "ENEMYS"....
BEcause my friends hate me.
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I love "PAIN"....
Because happines hate me...
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I love "selfdestruction"...
Because i hate my self....
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I love "colorless life"....
Because colors hate me....
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I love to be "ALONE"....
Because crowd hate me....
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I love "ENEMYS"....
BEcause my friends hate me.
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I love "PAIN"....
Because happines hate me...
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I love "selfdestruction"...
Because i hate my self....
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I love "colorless life"....
Because colors hate me....
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Athletes Have More Attractive Bodies Than “Gym Rats”
Athletes Have More Attractive Bodies Than “Gym Rats”
Updated July 8, 2007
There is something about a body that gets fit through sports that is more attractive than gym built bodies. The nice thing about sports is that the body gets built up in a natural way. A common thing I see with "gym rats" is that they have bulky muscle that actually makes them less athletic.
Have You Ever Seen A Guy With Huge Legs Try and Run?
There are some guys with legs so bulky they can hardly even walk, so running is out of the question. I forget where I read this, but a world renowned track coach got into an argument with a bodybuilder. He argued that excessive leg mass was a disadvantage in any sports requiring running (which includes almost every sport, by the way). To make a long story short the 25 year old bodybuilder and 3 of his bodybuilding friends raced 800 meters (2 laps around the track) against a man in his 60's.
Results of This Race Between The 4 Bodybuilders and Man in His 60's
The man in his 60's beat the next closest by over 200 meters! Two out of the other three couldn't even make it two laps around the track, because of pulled muscles. The 4th guy had to walk the last lap. I have to laugh!
Some Time in the Gym is Great, But Sports Will Push Your Body to The Next Level
I think one of the reasons sports really gets people nice and lean is that you get competitive and physically push yourself harder than you normally would on your own accord. You will naturally run harder if you are sprinting against an opponent -vs- just running on a treadmill.
As a man, you were born with a muscle that drives women wild. When a woman sees a nice one she gasps in excitement. Women talk about this area of a man's body quite a bit…but most men don't realize it. It is almost taboo to talk about in fitness circles. No…it's not "that" muscle. Get your mind out of the gutter!
FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=six pack abs"
[Antonio "Flashes Some Skin" Whenever He Hitchhikes]
I'm Talking About The Lower Abdominal and Hip Region
Women love the area of a man's body where the lower abs meet the hip flexors. This forms those "V" shaped lines when a man is at a low body fat level and has good ab definition. I think women
Akon is the man right now…seriously! He is an incredibly talented musician…but beyond that, all of the hip young women that I hang out with love this guy. Many people claim that guys like this wouldn't be able to attract women if they weren't famous…with Akon this simply isn't the case. He is in great shape, has created a funky look, and has a very solid presence. It is easy to put down successful people and discount their accomplishments…but I'd rather learn from successful people like this.
So…do I know David Beckham's exact workout routine? No I don't…but I'm convinced that he is very lean due to his sport. How many chubby football (soccer) players do you know? Well…every time I have watched the World Cup I have looked for someone out of shape, but I've never found anybody.
You can't say the same for other sports. There are quite a few pudgy guys in professional baseball as well as American Football.
The sport of football (soccer) is basically an example of one really long interval workout. It has been proven that interval training is much more effective at burning body fat than "target heart rate" cardio. This is a big reason that football (soccer) players are absolutely ripped. If you want to read a detailed article about interval training workouts <---click here.
Does David Beckham have a lot of muscle? Well, no he doesn't. Do most women think he is ridiculously attractive? You bet they do! It really goes to show you that it pays to be lean vs. having a bunch of muscle. The nice thing about being lean is that it leans your face out as well. It gives you more of a square jawed angular look to your face which women find attractive.
Next time you go to the gym, ask yourself where you are spending your time. If you want to become more attractive to women, you probably want to devote more time in your workout routine to cardio. David Beckham is a great role model for guys in this regard.
Why get in great shape and get a rockin' body only to screw it up with bad clothing? Seriously…this isn't addressed enough in my opinion. Having a bad sense of style is a serious deal breaker when it comes to attraction. Buying clothes that accentuate your body and are somewhat current should be on your list of priorities if you want to look good!
[Here is a video for the ladies. A bunch of attractive "GQ" looking guys. I owed ya one after all the sleazy music video's with half-naked women!]
Are You Still Wearing What Was Popular In Your Mid-20's?
This is a huge phenomenon I see! Many people stick to what was popular around the time they graduate from college or shortly after high school if they didn't go to college. I graduated college in 1992. Around that time goatees were popular, so were "relaxed fit" and over sized jeans. Another trend was that people would tuck shirts into their jeans. The Abercrombie movement was picking up steam and flannel shirts and destroyed carpenter pants were big.
Evolve With Fashion If You Want to Look Good for Your Age
I don't wear relaxed fit tapered jeans from the Gap, I wear boot cut low rise True Religion or Diesel Jeans. I don't have a Goatee and I don't go near baseball caps. The only time I tuck in a shirt is if I'm wearing a tie or suit. I wear fitted shirts that are neither over-sized or skin tight. The bottom line is that I pay attention to what is in style instead of looking like "another bland guy is his late 30's".
If You Sag Your Pants You Look Sloppy!
Sorry kids…this style started over a decade ago. If I can see your underwear, you are WAY behind the times. Low rise stuff is cool, just don't take a regular pair of jeans and yank them below you butt. You want to know where this trend started? It was started in prison. This was an easy way to know who would be on the receiving end of things, if you know what I mean. There are a bunch of 20-something guys and girls still stuck in this time warp! They usually pair this up with the white crooked baseball cap.
Don't Be Afraid to Stand Out a Bit!
I have no problem going to a sports bar and looking like I should be going to a Vegas club. All the other guys have on backwards baseball caps and look like they just got finished doing yard work. I get a few weird looks from the guys, but always end up meeting women this way. Women like guys who put a bit of effort in to what they wear. I think the worst thing you can do as a single guy or girl is "blend in". Don't be afraid dress a little funky and stand out in a good way!
Fashion Advice for Women
Okay, I'm not about to give out detailed fashion advice to women…LOL! I'll just give you a guy's point of view. I like an "understated sexy". Think, "naughty librarian" when you dress to go out. If you are overtly sexy in-your-face sexy like Pamela Anderson, you will attract weird guys. I like the girl with jeans that fit well and maybe a gray tight fitting shirt that shows off her body. Something that takes a second or two to notice. I like to feel like I discovered this "undercover" hot woman. That is just my point of view.
The More Attractive You Are the More You Should Smile
This applies to women even more than guys. If I see a super-attractive girl who looks serious, there is not a chance in hell I will approach her. People like to be around happy people. If you are exceptionally attractive, you have to be extra careful to make sure you smile wherever you go. If you are a single attractive guy or girl and aren't meeting anyone, I bet it is either that you aren't smiling -or- you have a "forced smile". A good smile begins with the eyes and works it way down to your lips (hope that makes sense).
Don't Show Your Toned Body Off Every Chance You Get!
This is something I see ALL the time as well. Especially with younger guys who recently put on a few pounds of muscle. They wear tank tops all the time (the ones they call "wife beaters")…or those sleeveless T shirts. These are the same guys that wear Under Armour shirt to the gym (hint…all of us look much more muscular in those shirts, but they are really corny). Make sure and wear fashionable clothes that "happen" to show off your nice physique. Maybe a fitted short sleeve vintage T shirt instead of a tank top. Wearing clothes that are blatantly meant to show off muscle mass make you look totally cheesy. Show off your body in the context of good fashion.
Don't Hide Your Body…Show It Off When It is Appropriate
You don't want to be too conservative either! If you are at the beach or it is hot or you are at a crazy club, go all out! You are only young once, so flaunt your rockin' body hard at times. If you are a hot woman with a smoking body, let us admire it! I think women are too conservative at times. There are times where it is appropriate to wear skimpy clothing especially if you are in great shape. You won't look good forever, so enjoy it when you can!
Be "Congruent" With What You Wear
You have to pick a style of clothing that fits your look and attitude. George Clooney would look stupid dressing like Chris Daughtry and vice-versa. They both look great, but they both have different styles that fit their overall look. You want to look styling, but in a way that "fits" who you are. If you are a hip-hop guy, be the trend setter (Andre 2000, Ditty, Akon, etc.)…let all the other guys dress in outdated stuff. If you are an alternative rock guy, be the hippest alternative rock guy out there. If you are a guy on Wall Street, stay up to date on the Fashions from Milan. You get the idea.
When People Look At You They Shouldn't Think "Gym"
One of the reasons I advise against excessive muscle is that it is almost "too overt". It is the same effect a woman with massive fake breasts has…it just lacks a bit of sexiness. There is something to be said for taking you clothes off and really surprising people. When people look at you, you want them to think…"that is an attractive guy/girl with a super hot body"…you don't want them to immediately think…"that guy/girl must live in the gym". I hope that makes sense!
Updated July 8, 2007
There is something about a body that gets fit through sports that is more attractive than gym built bodies. The nice thing about sports is that the body gets built up in a natural way. A common thing I see with "gym rats" is that they have bulky muscle that actually makes them less athletic.
Have You Ever Seen A Guy With Huge Legs Try and Run?
There are some guys with legs so bulky they can hardly even walk, so running is out of the question. I forget where I read this, but a world renowned track coach got into an argument with a bodybuilder. He argued that excessive leg mass was a disadvantage in any sports requiring running (which includes almost every sport, by the way). To make a long story short the 25 year old bodybuilder and 3 of his bodybuilding friends raced 800 meters (2 laps around the track) against a man in his 60's.
Results of This Race Between The 4 Bodybuilders and Man in His 60's
The man in his 60's beat the next closest by over 200 meters! Two out of the other three couldn't even make it two laps around the track, because of pulled muscles. The 4th guy had to walk the last lap. I have to laugh!
Some Time in the Gym is Great, But Sports Will Push Your Body to The Next Level
I think one of the reasons sports really gets people nice and lean is that you get competitive and physically push yourself harder than you normally would on your own accord. You will naturally run harder if you are sprinting against an opponent -vs- just running on a treadmill.
As a man, you were born with a muscle that drives women wild. When a woman sees a nice one she gasps in excitement. Women talk about this area of a man's body quite a bit…but most men don't realize it. It is almost taboo to talk about in fitness circles. No…it's not "that" muscle. Get your mind out of the gutter!
FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=six pack abs"
[Antonio "Flashes Some Skin" Whenever He Hitchhikes]
I'm Talking About The Lower Abdominal and Hip Region
Women love the area of a man's body where the lower abs meet the hip flexors. This forms those "V" shaped lines when a man is at a low body fat level and has good ab definition. I think women
Akon is the man right now…seriously! He is an incredibly talented musician…but beyond that, all of the hip young women that I hang out with love this guy. Many people claim that guys like this wouldn't be able to attract women if they weren't famous…with Akon this simply isn't the case. He is in great shape, has created a funky look, and has a very solid presence. It is easy to put down successful people and discount their accomplishments…but I'd rather learn from successful people like this.
So…do I know David Beckham's exact workout routine? No I don't…but I'm convinced that he is very lean due to his sport. How many chubby football (soccer) players do you know? Well…every time I have watched the World Cup I have looked for someone out of shape, but I've never found anybody.
You can't say the same for other sports. There are quite a few pudgy guys in professional baseball as well as American Football.
The sport of football (soccer) is basically an example of one really long interval workout. It has been proven that interval training is much more effective at burning body fat than "target heart rate" cardio. This is a big reason that football (soccer) players are absolutely ripped. If you want to read a detailed article about interval training workouts <---click here.
Does David Beckham have a lot of muscle? Well, no he doesn't. Do most women think he is ridiculously attractive? You bet they do! It really goes to show you that it pays to be lean vs. having a bunch of muscle. The nice thing about being lean is that it leans your face out as well. It gives you more of a square jawed angular look to your face which women find attractive.
Next time you go to the gym, ask yourself where you are spending your time. If you want to become more attractive to women, you probably want to devote more time in your workout routine to cardio. David Beckham is a great role model for guys in this regard.
Why get in great shape and get a rockin' body only to screw it up with bad clothing? Seriously…this isn't addressed enough in my opinion. Having a bad sense of style is a serious deal breaker when it comes to attraction. Buying clothes that accentuate your body and are somewhat current should be on your list of priorities if you want to look good!
[Here is a video for the ladies. A bunch of attractive "GQ" looking guys. I owed ya one after all the sleazy music video's with half-naked women!]
Are You Still Wearing What Was Popular In Your Mid-20's?
This is a huge phenomenon I see! Many people stick to what was popular around the time they graduate from college or shortly after high school if they didn't go to college. I graduated college in 1992. Around that time goatees were popular, so were "relaxed fit" and over sized jeans. Another trend was that people would tuck shirts into their jeans. The Abercrombie movement was picking up steam and flannel shirts and destroyed carpenter pants were big.
Evolve With Fashion If You Want to Look Good for Your Age
I don't wear relaxed fit tapered jeans from the Gap, I wear boot cut low rise True Religion or Diesel Jeans. I don't have a Goatee and I don't go near baseball caps. The only time I tuck in a shirt is if I'm wearing a tie or suit. I wear fitted shirts that are neither over-sized or skin tight. The bottom line is that I pay attention to what is in style instead of looking like "another bland guy is his late 30's".
If You Sag Your Pants You Look Sloppy!
Sorry kids…this style started over a decade ago. If I can see your underwear, you are WAY behind the times. Low rise stuff is cool, just don't take a regular pair of jeans and yank them below you butt. You want to know where this trend started? It was started in prison. This was an easy way to know who would be on the receiving end of things, if you know what I mean. There are a bunch of 20-something guys and girls still stuck in this time warp! They usually pair this up with the white crooked baseball cap.
Don't Be Afraid to Stand Out a Bit!
I have no problem going to a sports bar and looking like I should be going to a Vegas club. All the other guys have on backwards baseball caps and look like they just got finished doing yard work. I get a few weird looks from the guys, but always end up meeting women this way. Women like guys who put a bit of effort in to what they wear. I think the worst thing you can do as a single guy or girl is "blend in". Don't be afraid dress a little funky and stand out in a good way!
Fashion Advice for Women
Okay, I'm not about to give out detailed fashion advice to women…LOL! I'll just give you a guy's point of view. I like an "understated sexy". Think, "naughty librarian" when you dress to go out. If you are overtly sexy in-your-face sexy like Pamela Anderson, you will attract weird guys. I like the girl with jeans that fit well and maybe a gray tight fitting shirt that shows off her body. Something that takes a second or two to notice. I like to feel like I discovered this "undercover" hot woman. That is just my point of view.
The More Attractive You Are the More You Should Smile
This applies to women even more than guys. If I see a super-attractive girl who looks serious, there is not a chance in hell I will approach her. People like to be around happy people. If you are exceptionally attractive, you have to be extra careful to make sure you smile wherever you go. If you are a single attractive guy or girl and aren't meeting anyone, I bet it is either that you aren't smiling -or- you have a "forced smile". A good smile begins with the eyes and works it way down to your lips (hope that makes sense).
Don't Show Your Toned Body Off Every Chance You Get!
This is something I see ALL the time as well. Especially with younger guys who recently put on a few pounds of muscle. They wear tank tops all the time (the ones they call "wife beaters")…or those sleeveless T shirts. These are the same guys that wear Under Armour shirt to the gym (hint…all of us look much more muscular in those shirts, but they are really corny). Make sure and wear fashionable clothes that "happen" to show off your nice physique. Maybe a fitted short sleeve vintage T shirt instead of a tank top. Wearing clothes that are blatantly meant to show off muscle mass make you look totally cheesy. Show off your body in the context of good fashion.
Don't Hide Your Body…Show It Off When It is Appropriate
You don't want to be too conservative either! If you are at the beach or it is hot or you are at a crazy club, go all out! You are only young once, so flaunt your rockin' body hard at times. If you are a hot woman with a smoking body, let us admire it! I think women are too conservative at times. There are times where it is appropriate to wear skimpy clothing especially if you are in great shape. You won't look good forever, so enjoy it when you can!
Be "Congruent" With What You Wear
You have to pick a style of clothing that fits your look and attitude. George Clooney would look stupid dressing like Chris Daughtry and vice-versa. They both look great, but they both have different styles that fit their overall look. You want to look styling, but in a way that "fits" who you are. If you are a hip-hop guy, be the trend setter (Andre 2000, Ditty, Akon, etc.)…let all the other guys dress in outdated stuff. If you are an alternative rock guy, be the hippest alternative rock guy out there. If you are a guy on Wall Street, stay up to date on the Fashions from Milan. You get the idea.
When People Look At You They Shouldn't Think "Gym"
One of the reasons I advise against excessive muscle is that it is almost "too overt". It is the same effect a woman with massive fake breasts has…it just lacks a bit of sexiness. There is something to be said for taking you clothes off and really surprising people. When people look at you, you want them to think…"that is an attractive guy/girl with a super hot body"…you don't want them to immediately think…"that guy/girl must live in the gym". I hope that makes sense!
Friday, January 11, 2008
kewl way to track robbers chek it out.............
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the
police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM
recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine.The machine will still give you the money you
requested, but unknown to the
robber,the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is
seldom used because people don't know it exists.
machine, you can notify the
police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM
recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine.The machine will still give you the money you
requested, but unknown to the
robber,the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is
seldom used because people don't know it exists.
Children and sex will remain in focus
Children make some of the most candid observations. When a six-year-old asked at a party, "Why do elders get funny when someone says sex?" the adults present didn't have an answer. Much later someone said, "Last year there was too much sex-talk in the air, don't know what will happen this year."
Going by the many surveys last year and all thing sex-related that made the headlines, here is what we think will be utmost on our minds in 2008, sexually of course.
1. .
Both in terms of child sex education and child pornography/sexual abuse. They should too given the September 2007 report released by the Ministry and Child Development announced we had 53.22 per cent children abused in India.
Circa 2008: Given the rising numbers and the raging debate around sex-education for children, hopefully'sex education' will be viewed differently: Less on whether 16-year-olds are mating in class and more about protecting the children from what should not happen to them, be it someone their age or older.
2. Much time will be devoted to the Search for the Big O
More column space, more lad mags and chick-lit, more blogs and yes, more sex... While 68 per cent Indians are happy with their sex lives apparently only 46 per cent have'regular' orgasms (Durex Sexual Wellbeing Survey, April 2007).
Circa 2008: The rest of the Indians will also strive to the join the happy-with-sex-lives lot and those who are having sex will find no reason to stop seeking that O.
3. Sex, fast and furious
Survey also shows that Indians get satisfied with little and have the quickest sex in the world. The rest of the world takes 18 minutes while we make do with 13 minutes. We are fast and even the women don't mind given 66 per cent of Indian women were satisfied with their sex lives. Foreplay of course is a myth.
Circa 2008: However, given that the lesser men were satisfied with their sex lives (58 per cent) as compared to the women, men would have sex even faster and with more women to satisfy themselves. Five years of research and studying 237 reasons on WHY people have sex, research has already shown that it's lust that drives temptation and not love. Infidelity will definitely increase.
4. Condom sale rises, government bp rises too
Vibrating condoms, glowing condoms, condoms with rings, paan flavoured condoms, female condom... 2007 saw much happening in the latex industry. While people responded positively, some felt sexual satisfaction was against'Indian culture'. It's a miracle 68 per cent Indians are happy with their sex lives.
Circa 2008: Sides will be divided on whether vibrating condoms are sex toys and if sex toys should be allowed. While sex toys might just be introduced in the market this year, availability and access are question. While 57 per cent Indians want sex toys (politically correct phrase is'products aimed at improving sex lives') it will be an interesting purchase for most are shy even when purchasing condoms.
5. And adult sex education someone?
Just when Indian parents were celebrating that their teenage children are really not having sex in schools - research showed that Indians lose their virginity late at 22.9 years - another research announced that late'losers' could have sex related problems, like premature ejaculation. A whole lot of Indians don't get married till 30 years.
Circa 2008: With teenagers growing up confused about sex and government banning anything related to Sexual Pleasure for adults, Indians will be clearly divided. A large number of Indians will marry young. The late singles will live-in with each other... Those who cant get married or cant find a release will roam the streets, disrobing women in mobs. There will be more trouble with landlords and more government people will be unhappy. There will be more surveys.
Going by the many surveys last year and all thing sex-related that made the headlines, here is what we think will be utmost on our minds in 2008, sexually of course.
1. .
Both in terms of child sex education and child pornography/sexual abuse. They should too given the September 2007 report released by the Ministry and Child Development announced we had 53.22 per cent children abused in India.
Circa 2008: Given the rising numbers and the raging debate around sex-education for children, hopefully'sex education' will be viewed differently: Less on whether 16-year-olds are mating in class and more about protecting the children from what should not happen to them, be it someone their age or older.
2. Much time will be devoted to the Search for the Big O
More column space, more lad mags and chick-lit, more blogs and yes, more sex... While 68 per cent Indians are happy with their sex lives apparently only 46 per cent have'regular' orgasms (Durex Sexual Wellbeing Survey, April 2007).
Circa 2008: The rest of the Indians will also strive to the join the happy-with-sex-lives lot and those who are having sex will find no reason to stop seeking that O.
3. Sex, fast and furious
Survey also shows that Indians get satisfied with little and have the quickest sex in the world. The rest of the world takes 18 minutes while we make do with 13 minutes. We are fast and even the women don't mind given 66 per cent of Indian women were satisfied with their sex lives. Foreplay of course is a myth.
Circa 2008: However, given that the lesser men were satisfied with their sex lives (58 per cent) as compared to the women, men would have sex even faster and with more women to satisfy themselves. Five years of research and studying 237 reasons on WHY people have sex, research has already shown that it's lust that drives temptation and not love. Infidelity will definitely increase.
4. Condom sale rises, government bp rises too
Vibrating condoms, glowing condoms, condoms with rings, paan flavoured condoms, female condom... 2007 saw much happening in the latex industry. While people responded positively, some felt sexual satisfaction was against'Indian culture'. It's a miracle 68 per cent Indians are happy with their sex lives.
Circa 2008: Sides will be divided on whether vibrating condoms are sex toys and if sex toys should be allowed. While sex toys might just be introduced in the market this year, availability and access are question. While 57 per cent Indians want sex toys (politically correct phrase is'products aimed at improving sex lives') it will be an interesting purchase for most are shy even when purchasing condoms.
5. And adult sex education someone?
Just when Indian parents were celebrating that their teenage children are really not having sex in schools - research showed that Indians lose their virginity late at 22.9 years - another research announced that late'losers' could have sex related problems, like premature ejaculation. A whole lot of Indians don't get married till 30 years.
Circa 2008: With teenagers growing up confused about sex and government banning anything related to Sexual Pleasure for adults, Indians will be clearly divided. A large number of Indians will marry young. The late singles will live-in with each other... Those who cant get married or cant find a release will roam the streets, disrobing women in mobs. There will be more trouble with landlords and more government people will be unhappy. There will be more surveys.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Husband and Wife [joke]
> Hello?">>>> "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy> near the phone?">> "No Daddy.>> She's upstairs in the bedroom with> Uncle Paul.">> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But> honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.">> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the> room with Mommy, right now.">> Brief Pause.>> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want> you to do.>> Put the phone down on the table, run> upstairs and knock on the>> bedroom door and shout to Mommy that> Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.">> "Okay Daddy, just a minute.">> A few minutes later the little girl> comes back to the phone.>> "I did it Daddy.">> "And what happened honey?" he asked.>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped> out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she> tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't> moving at all!">> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle> Paul?">> "He jumped out of the bed with no> clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back> windowand into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't knowthat> you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottomof> the pool and I think he's dead.">>>> ***Long Pause***>>>>>> ***Longer Pause***>>>>>> ***Even Longer Pause***>>>> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............Is this 486-5731?"
Written with a pen
Written with a penSealed with a kissIf you are my friend,Please answer this:Are we friends or are we not?You told me once, but I forgot.So tell me now and tell me true,So I can say, I am here for you.Of all the friends I've ever met,You're the ones I won't forget.And if I die before you do,I'll go to HeavenAnd wait for you.
bruce lee's slam book
Bruce Lee's Slam Book
1. Favorite vegetable* Mu Lee2. Favourite Lunch* Tha Lee3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?* Kha Lee4. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?* Saa Lee5. Favorite Breakfast* Id Lee6. Favourite festival* Diwa Lee7. Favorite Actress* Sona Lee8. Favorite Music* Qawa Lee9. Most interesting job?* Coo Lee10. When did Bruce Lee die?* Fina Lee11. How did Bruce Lee die?* With a Go Lee12. Favorite hill station* Kulu Mana Lee13. Nick name?* Mawa Lee14. Favorite Hindi movie?* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee15. Favourite cricketer?* Saurav Gangu Lee16. Favourite Pet* Bil ली
1. Favorite vegetable* Mu Lee2. Favourite Lunch* Tha Lee3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?* Kha Lee4. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?* Saa Lee5. Favorite Breakfast* Id Lee6. Favourite festival* Diwa Lee7. Favorite Actress* Sona Lee8. Favorite Music* Qawa Lee9. Most interesting job?* Coo Lee10. When did Bruce Lee die?* Fina Lee11. How did Bruce Lee die?* With a Go Lee12. Favorite hill station* Kulu Mana Lee13. Nick name?* Mawa Lee14. Favorite Hindi movie?* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee15. Favourite cricketer?* Saurav Gangu Lee16. Favourite Pet* Bil ली
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Flirty
i can only imagine wat will happen next
will he say good bie 2 u
or will he stay
i read a quote
in ur pro
and i was in ur hate
the next day
i was in ur love
and the next day i was in both
so do u love me or not
Funny
U see, U like, U try, U fail... -mEaNwHiLe-... I see, I like, I want, I get.
- >> yeah im a loser but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
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